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1. He made a college professor touch another male professor's butt!
2. After seeing Mikage, Kozue could suddenly play the piano like an expert (Seriously, I believe that any encounter with Mikage could make the fingers pretty nimble...)
3. He can magically pop in and out of rooms (I bet he could pop into a porn theatre without having to buy a ticket... lucky bastard!)
4. If you get cut, he'll kiss the wound
5. He'll even suck some of the blood, too
6. Vampires are sexy
7. He was the only character in the entire series to have the balls to address Saionji as "Saionji-kun"
8. And he was FEARFUL!
9. I bet he was scared stiff, too (See the YKYLMTMW list :::maniacal laughter::: )
10. He's not afraid to cross his legs when he sits
11. And he makes it look strikingly beautiful
12. His voice actor is Midorikawa Hikaru
13. His voice is only ONE of the attributes that make me drool
14. Making me drool is quite difficult
15. He makes people so fearful that they quiver when a small boy, shorter than even most teenage girls, holds them in place (who knows, they might be imagining that they're in Mikage's arms... in that case, anyone'd be pretty willing to take what's coming... :::whistles::: )
16. His power is so awesome, in fact, that me makes it so a man with red eyes and shoulder-length pink hair is irresistible
17. That's another thing that makes me drool
18. He is in love with a woman, but when he learns she loves another man, he takes her brother and has a sexual relationship with him (or at least with somebody whom he believes is him)
19. He was the only character to realize, at first glance, that Akio is evil
20. Most of his targets are girls, and he has the decency to ignore them and still completely devote his body, heart, and soul, to his lover
21. He even identified with one prospect and released him, due to his pure nature
22. He was able to get Nanami's mind off Touga for about thirty seconds (Now THAT is an amazing feat)
24. He makes whatever clothes he ever wears to look wonderful
25. He looks even better without clothes
26. He has not aged a day in decades
27. And since he's physically a 12th grader, (normally about 18-years-old) it means he's been at his sexual peak for that many years
28. Speaking of peak... (need I say more?)
29. He spends most of his time on his computer or in his basement in the dark, and he's more respected than most of the Ohtori students, and yet hardly anyone knows exactly who he is
31. He was able to burn a building, along with 100 students... and he came out free of any legal charge
30. With all of his work, no records of misconduct point to him at all (like Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption!)
31. He found out exactly where Saionji went after his expulsion
32. He could completely undo Saionji's expulsion from Ohtori
33. He didn't do it for free
34. He wanted no money from it, and only asked for a hair clip
35. He found a way to use it to his advantage (he has both brains and balls... he's the Anti-Touga! Wai!)
36. Even if his past was a lie, he has the conviction to follow it for the rest of his days, in his own twisted eternity
37. He can keep the "fire" down in the basement going on for decades
38. There are so many hidden meanings to him... I mean, look at number 37...
39. He's part of one of the most confusing media I have ever seen
40. He makes figuring everything in that media out, including hidden meanings and formulating theories, a pleasure
41. He can make Wakaba be less genki (so miracles DO happen! Somebody! Get Juri! Quickly!)
42. Afterwards, she's completely unscarred and genki again (yay!)
43. The only episode Mikage is with Saionji, Saionji is NOT a slaphappy wife beater!
44. He's actually very sweet and cute! (Did Juri get here yet?!)
45. When he's around, everybody is honest with themselves (with the exception of Utena, who believed his prophecy to be madness)
46. He always keeps 100 pairs of shoes on hand
47. He also keeps 100 rare black rings on hand as well
48. He gives them to people (Mikage's a true giver ^^)
49. He's shorter than Utena, but he still has large hands and lips (I wonder what that means...)
50. He can fish a tiny locket out of a lake (Developed hand-eye coordination, indeed :::cackles::: )
51. He knows how to manage roses (HAH! The only male characters in the show
able to do that were he, Mamiya, and Akio...)
52. He can impress and frighten at the same time
53. Regardless of current standards of beauty, his glasses make him look better!
54. He has eyes that can kill. And matches, too!
55. No matter how fearful he is, he looks like a rabbit when he's hurt
56. The structure and history of Nemuro Memorial Hall goes hand-in-hand with
the Parthenon (Coincidence?)
57. Utena, the queen of nobility, was impressed by how bold Mikage was
58. He takes black-and-white photos of every important moment and puts them on his wall
59. He can burn a *stone* structure!
60. He can use the evil laughter to perfection
61. He isn't afraid to cry
62. In fact, when he does cry, he shows everyone! (Or at least every one of his illusions...)
63. He never challenged Utena to a duel
65. She had to challenge HIM to the duel
66. He can connect black with pink... perfectly
67. Even when he's charging at rivals, he looks frighteningly pretty...
68. He can handle a sword, and yet he spends most of his time in the basement... handling another sword... with Mamiya...
69. He's very much alive, but he IS death (or, he was in the tarot cards... I can't BELIEVE doujinshi artists made him look that good :::drools::: )